My assistant is a genius

My assistant was driving to work this morning, and a light on the dash told her that she had a brake light out. When she got to work, I was in class and Dr. Sanders was off traveling, so she needed something heavy to hold down the brake pedal while she checked which light was out. Enter Harun Yahya's Atlas of Creation Volume I (the one with the fishing lure):

"It totally worked!" she told me excitedly. This whole incident sort of validates my compulsive need to collect and archive creationist and antievolution material. Sometimes, it comes in handy.

Plus, we finally discovered that the Atlas is actually good for at least one thing.